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Sup Losers (I mean that in the most flattering way) it's your hero, Mr. Florida Football for my weekly predictions, fantasy football stats and tips.. on well, how to be more like me and less like you (Tip 1: Don't use Gel, EVER. I find that horse semen, while harder to come by, holds up hair for twice as long and adds a special shine impossible to find in stores)

Well my fantasy team took a hit this week when the 49ers announced that Alex Smith is out for the entire season, which now means I have two quarterbacks out for the year after week 1. I'm not too worried about it though, I think this is a ploy by Coach Nolan to relax NFL defenders by saying the professional equivalent of me is out, and then boom! in comes Alex Smith and throws for 658 yards and 8 touchdowns... with only 9 passing attempts, (it would have been 9 touchdowns if Louis Murphy could stop running his mouth and try to catch the ball for once.

Last week I lost 100.23 - 37.89, but it's not as bad as it looks. My decimal is higher than my opponents was so therefore I am counting it as a tie.

Practice this week has been relaxed, with no game this weekend for us we're just gonna relax and do nothing all weekend, well its just like last weekend except last weekend we had to just walkthrough Miami (Fl.)

Now onto Pick'em:


Ohio State (+11) @ USC: If I played at Ohio State, they'd win by 50. If I played at USC, they'd win by 50, since I play at Florida, Florida by 50.

Pick: Ohio State

Kansas (+3.5) @ South Florida: There's a team in Florida not named FSU, Miami or (most importantly) UF? They must be FAST.

Pick: South Florida

Georgia (-7) @ South Carolina: South Carolina is the biggest joke in the SEC, how do you lost to Vandy two years in a row, without euthanizing your entire team?

Pick: Georgia

Penn State (-27.5) @ Syracuse: I'm pretty certain Syracuse hasn't scored a Touchdown since the invention of High Definition television... coincidence? I think not.

Pick: Penn State

Wisconsin (-1.5) @ Fresno State: Wow... talk about a crappy 2nd best game of the week. But I guess that's always the case when we don't have a game.

Pick: Fresno State

Season Record: 8-2