So the S.E.C. was NFL-esque this weekend going 10-2. With the only losses being Mississippi State (that's what having a Afr0-American as a head coach gets you.) and our retarded rival Tennessee losing to UCLA.
I watched that game last night and can I just say that Jonathan Crompton plays Quarterback like my transvestite neighbor? Except once in awhile he/she actually throws a good ball to his/her receiving core, which I will admit is twenty times better than Tennessee's.
So anyways back to more important matters, practice today was great. Until that jerkface Cameron Newton came in, Cameron Newton, more like Cameron JEW-ton. If this is who I have to leave the reigns to this program I've built over the past two years to when I go professional, I will demand that Coach shut down for 22 years til my first son is born. I know God teaches not to hate, but JEW-ton has it coming. Everytime he gets behind my center and places rubs his hand under MY center's taint. It bothers me when someone else touches Maurkice's taint, what can I say? I'm a jealous guy. But I know how to make Maurkice jealous..
By the way I'm 5-0 in pick'em last week, is there anything I can't do? I think it's safe to say that I'm the only person who's ever been Florida's Quarterback after the Doctor's recommended my parents have an abortion when i was in the womb. Well, in retrospect I bet Rex Grossman's doctor would have told his parents to get an abortion, but I'm not going to count that.
Leave some questions for Mr. Florida Football and I'll answer them in my next post. My fantasy draft is on Thursday so on Friday I'll have the team posted here.
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