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Timmy here, but you can call me Tim... actually call me Mr. Tebow... I mean you can call me Mr. Florida Football. Yeah, I like that. So I just got done my last practice before the 2008 season begins on Saturday versus Hawai'i. Coach let me go home 15 minutes early because there were some babies lined up outside that needed to be circumsized.
What can I say? I do it all. So how about I start off telling you about myself and then you can tell me about yourself (especially if your a hot girl aged 18-35. No fatties please! LOL'z)
I was born on August 14th, 1987. And the way my mama always told it, I had a football in my hand 6 seconds after I was born, I tried to sneak out past the nurses to score a Touchdown, but they had a QB spy on. 18 years later, I committed to The Florida University or something like that.. not that it really matters because I committed to God while I was in the womb.
So that sums me up, how about you? What's your name? Where do you go to school? What's your breasts' size?.... I mean shoot, how do I erase that?

So what I figure I'll do each week is give you guys a breakdown of my life, and how I view college football, so here is the first of a weekly Tim Tebow Pick's The Winners, and Trust me, guys I'm good.


DISCLAIMER: Tim Tebow will NOT tolerate gamblers. Little known fact the 11th Commandment would have been Thou shalt not gamble and in fact it would have been had Moses had the strength of yours truly. There were ten other Commandments that Moses couldn't carry down, but I'll get to those later.

Georgia Southern @ Georgia: Simple SEC > Some piece of poop other conference team. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

PICK: UGA

Youngstown State @ Ohio State: When did Youngstown become a state? Last I checked we still had 50, but if Youngstown is south of Kentucky, I'm picking them.

PICK: (It's not according to my Geography teacher) Ohio State.

Missouri vs. Illinois: Juice Williams is a poor man's Tim Tebow, but he is still 95 cents short.

PICK: Missouri

Alabama @ Clemson: SEC is at it again!

PICK: Alabama

and finally...

Hawai'i @ Florida: I'm not gonna lie, Hawai'i has a chance, actually I did lie. They're terrible.

PICK: Florida.

That's it for this week remember to leave your name, school and breasts' size... darnet I wish I could erase these things.